Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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