It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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