so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Are my feet made of real feet?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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