how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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