the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't deserve a penis
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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