No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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