what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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