So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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