You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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