well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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