I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
