Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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