its not stalking. its research.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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