his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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