glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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