I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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