This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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