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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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