she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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