I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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