I'm really into asian looking animals
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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