Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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