haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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