one word: firstdatebathroomanal
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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