I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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