I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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