I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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