can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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