is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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