either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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