we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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