what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
