Apparently you make a good broom.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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