these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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