So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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