I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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