Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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