Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My balls are so social today.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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