Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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