We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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