Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
How external is "for external use only"?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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