singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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