That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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