so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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