butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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