Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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