is this the sara with the beer cane?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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