Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Non-Jews are for practice
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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