i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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