Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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