the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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