I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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